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October 1st, 2009
01:40 pm

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GOBAMA


I can't help but marvel at Obama.  If I were in his shoes I'd probably be in a rubber room by now, freaked out by all the mega-crises heaped on my plate from Day One and the new ones that have popped up since then...exasperated by the bitching and moaning from the Left and the hatred and lies from the Right....and enraged by all the bad actors, domestic and foreign, actively working to defeat me at every turn for their own selfish agendas or just out of spite.  I'd be ready to pull a South Park Cartman and say, 'Screw you guys, I'm going home.'

But Obama seems unfazed by it all.  I can't help but marvel.  This is one cool, smart, and classy customer, and if anyone's up to the frightening tasks at hand, Obama is...no matter what the screaming ninnies of the world say. 

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09:37 am

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HEALTH CARE UPDATE...AND A SCARY-LOOKING FUTURE


I don't buy what the critics are saying, I think Obama's playing it smart by staying vague about what he wants in the health care bill.  "Must-have" specifics from the President would just give the Republicans and the special interests something more to target.   They might even mean the kiss of death.  Take the public option -- if it was the "Obamacare Public Option", I think it would be dead by now, because the opposition could have stirred the government-takeover pot even more than they have, with Obama's face on the proposal.  Instead, a public option (in some form or another) seems to be gaining traction as time goes on, bubbling up from various Congressional sources.  My sense is that Team Obama has made a smart decision to not try to lead the parade, at least publicly, until it's really rolling along and nearing the reviewing stand.   Don't lay your cards down until you have to.

And speaking of the existing public option for pre-retirement age folks, i.e., Medicaid and various state versions of it, don't you see a bunch more Americans headed there?   I don't see an end to the continuing losses of high-wage jobs in big corporations and manufacturing due to offshoring/globalization.  If those thrown out of work can find new jobs -- big "if" in many places in the U.S. -- chances are those jobs will pay far, far less, and may or may not come with health care coverage.  Meanwhile we're not nearly out of the home foreclosure woods, and the commercial real estate and consumer credit card default waves are coming.  We're in no position to spend our way out of recession, which will probably mean even more business closures and more job losses.   I don't care how many technical indicators point to recovery, it just doesn't look very good, does it?   I'd say we're on our way to having a lot more poor Americans who are going to get a public option for health care...the hard way. 

Last time things got really bad economically, it took a World War to turn it around.  I don't think we can handle another one, given all the WMDs on the planet these days.   The health care public option will seem small and quaint if we have to weigh the nuclear option.

I know I'm just kind of rambling here, free-associating worries...I'm not trying to a downer, but really, is there a light at the end of the tunnel that you can see?  I want to see one.  Show me the light! 

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08:53 am

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STORMIN NORMAN/THE NAG ON SOUNDCLICK.COM --- CHART CITY
                            

After taking an email stroll down memory lane last week with a friend who's my Number One "Left-Wing Clown Boy" fan, I posted that song and a few other ones from my CD to soundclick.com... better late than never.

Lo and behold, I checked this morning and I've got some chart action happening.  "Left-Wing Clown Boy", is at #19 on the Comedy/Political Humor Chart...taking over from "Bush Shoulda", which was at #15 last week but has since dropped off.  On the  Comedy/Parody Chart, "Obama Girls", of all things, is hanging in the top 100, at #81... 

So if you've got a minute, I'd be gratified if you'd toodle on over to my artist's page at soundclick and give a listen to LWCB, or "Coulter" or "Cheney, That's Harry on the Ground" or any of the other songs I've got there, and Rock the Vote!  And if all goes well, I'll have some fresh tunes to post up there in the near future.

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September 25th, 2009
12:59 am

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WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT....

....and a decent health care bill might just come our way.   The public option's gone from a dead letter to a contender all of a sudden...funny how these things go. 

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September 16th, 2009
09:35 pm

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A GOOD WEEK, SO FAR, FOR FOX NEWS HOUNDS, DITTOHEADS, AND BECK DRECK

*The U.S. Senate voted overwhelmingly Monday to block ACORN from getting any Housing and Urban Development Department grants, and on Tuesday, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart slammed ACORN, gave props to Fox News, and even showed Michelle Malkin in a good light

*Jimmy Carter sucked the Obama Administration back down into the racial sandbox with an interview he gave Tuesday that opened the door to charges that Democrats are playing the "race card". 

*The Health Care 'reform' bill unveiled by Senate Finance Committee Chairman Baucus Wednesday is 100% PharmaCare, and 0% ObamaCare.

ACORN probably isn't nearly as awful and dirty as the possibly-doctored sting videos might lead one to believe....Jimmy Carter spoke a lot of truth even if the timing stank...and the Health Care bill hopefully will get a lot better before everything's said and done.   Still and all, if I were a Fox News hound, a Dittohead, and/or Beck Dreck, I'd have had a big old smile on my face when I put on my Ronald Reagan jammies and went to bed Wednesday night after Hannity.    Might even have unlocked and unloaded beforehand.    Well, let's not go overboard.

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08:50 am

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WILSON, WILLIAMS, WEST: I THINK THE WHO LED TO THE WHAT
 
In the wake of last week's three well-publicized incidents involving Joe Wilson, Serena Williams, and Kanye West, we've heard a lot of talk about the death of civility in our society.   I imagine Bill and Hillary Clinton and George W. Bush would have a good laugh about that being a new or recent development; civility died a good while ago.  What I find striking about last week's rude and angry public displays is the racial/ethnic/cultural animus they seemed to reveal.  Or were fueled by.  Or both.   I have the sense it wasn't simply What happened, it was Who "did" it, that made all the difference.    --Norm


PERP: Rep. Joe Wilson, Republican, South Carolina

BACKGROUND: White politician; "Sons of Confederate Veterans" membership; as state representative, voted to keep Confederate battle flag flying over South Carolina statehouse

PERCEIVED OUTRAGE: A "lie" concerning health care coverage for illegal aliens in a speech to a joint session of Congress

TARGET: President Barack Obama

READY TO GO OFF IN ANY CASE BECAUSE TARGET IS: Liberal Democrat

PROBABLY WOULDN’T BE A BIG DEAL IF REACTION WAS MERELY:  Booing, or yelling out something about the statement like, "That's not true!"

BUT...OVER-THE-TOP/OVER-THE-LINE REACTION WAS:  Yelling, "You lie!" to the President of the United States

ONE WONDERS IF OTT/OTL REACTION HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH: Target being African-American man
 


 

PERP: Serena Williams, 3-time U.S. Open Champion

BACKGROUND: Black athlete; from Compton, CA, home to well-documented problems between Black residents and Asian business owners

PERCEIVED OUTRAGE:  Being penalized for a rarely-called, questionable foot fault violation at a critical juncture of U.S. Open Tennis semi-final match

TARGET: U.S. Open lineswoman

READY TO GO OFF IN ANY CASE BECAUSE TARGET IS: Lowly tennis official

PROBABLY WOULDN’T BE A BIG DEAL IF REACTION WAS MERELY: Waving arms and saying something like, "You cannot be f---ing serious!!!"

BUT...OVER-THE-TOP/OVER-THE-LINE REACTION WAS: Menacing lineswoman with the tennis ball she wanted to shove down her "f---ing throat"

ONE WONDERS IF OTT/OLL REACTION HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH: Being jammed by an Asian woman
 



PERP: Kanye West, Grammy Award-winning rapper

BACKGROUND: Black musician; famously said "George Bush doesn't care about black people" during Hurricane Katrina benefit TV show

PERCEIVED OUTRAGE: Beyonce not winning Best Female Video at 2009 MTV Video Music Awards

TARGET: Taylor Swift

READY TO GO OFF IN ANY CASE BECAUSE TARGET IS: Not Beyonce

PROBABLY WOULDN’T BE A BIG DEAL IF REACTION WAS MERELY: Furious Tweeting; backstage ranting to reporters

BUT...OVER-THE-TOP/OVER-THE-LINE REACTION WAS: Crashing stage, grabbing microphone from Swift in order to criticize her win, and otherwise ruining her moment

ONE WONDERS IF OTT/OTL REACTION HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH: Target being a white girl from the redneck Country Music/George W. Bush America side of the house

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September 10th, 2009
11:37 pm

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MR. AMAZING, THE GROWN-UP IN THE ROOM
                                 

Listening to the President's brilliant address to Congress Wednesday night, I kept thinking about the Ted Kennedy "politics is the art of the possible" line we heard so often after the Senator's passing two weeks ago.  Seems pretty clear that Barack Obama will find what's possible on Health care, and get it done.  I'm not sure what that will be, but my faith and my money are on him.  Given that he must go to work every day thinking, "politics is the art of the possible given the jokers I've got to work with in Congress and the hysterical nut-jobs across the nation I need to keep calm", it may be less than some of us may have hoped to see enacted.  So be it.  I'm not going to second-guess him on this. 

Could President Obama be any more impressive?   He displays grace and class and brains and self-control every single day no matter what the most pressure-packed, mind-melting job in the world throws at him.  And he's great with children, too, like the ones he spoke to last night.   Sometimes I don't think we deserve him, unruly and immature bunch that we so often are, on both the Left and Right.    I know that when I grow up someday, I'd like to be like the President. 

Don't ever take Barack Obama for granted, folks.   This is an extraordinary man.    Don't let anyone convince you otherwise; don't let your feelings on any particular issue(s) get in the way of seeing that.  I mean it.  Don't f---ing do it.  This is not a drill.  This guy is the realest deal any of us will ever see again in our lifetimes.

Wish him well and root for him.  If you think about it, what possible reasons could anyone have not to?  That wouldn't reveal their own true awful nature, I mean?            
--Norm

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05:44 pm

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GOOD LORD, THE THINGS THAT MAKE IT ONTO CABLE TV


 
NO ONE’S FOOLIN’ GLENN
based on The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"
original lyrics/song links below the parody


He’ll be writhing on the screen
Like he missed his thorazine
And the morass that he wordsmiths will be long
As he vents and sputters on
Wincing, tut-tut, it’s all wrong
He could cry; this Obama thing’s a con

He’ll be right back, to resume his confusion
Making sounds that defy evolution
Wild chagrin, as he flails all around
Stricken by Obama’s play:
Thugs are on the way!
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!

Deranged, and blandly dumb
Who knew he’d last this long
He’s unmitigated froth and folderol
And his worldview’s just insane
Conspiracy and blame
Caustic banter, stares and groans…Mr. Beck’s sore

He’ll be right back, with a screwball conclusion
Taking bows, for his crude contribution
Bile and spit for the change that abounds
Pick apart and harp and bray
Just like Hanni-tay
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!
Hell no!

He screwed himself and he started his slide
After prattlin’ to the Fox Friendly Bri
He shed lots of sponsors, a pile said goodbye
‘Cause he swore that Obama guy’s anti-White!
True fact?

There’s nothing in his screeds;
Looks mainly ignorant to me
Just the moanings of a crazed, frightened mind
Always ranting at the Left
Always panders to the Right
Man it’s clear he’s overblown and over-hyped

He’ll be right back with his truth revolution
ACORN’s bound for some Beck prosecution
Riled and pissed at the change all around
Kiss goodbye the USA--
Sieg Heil, Death Camp bait!
And he’ll get all aggrieved and say:
Hey, no one’s foolin’ Glenn!
No one’s foolin’ Glenn!
Hell, no!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

He’s the new blot
Brainy as mold rot


--Stormin

"We were liberated from the fold, that's all" version  (purelyrics.com, lyrics only)

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September 9th, 2009
12:03 am

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MY DISHEARTENING REALITY: JUST ANOTHER PATHETIC AZ PUBLIC SCHOOL DISTRICT

An hour before President Obama’s live address to the nation’s K-12 students Tuesday morning, I found out our local school district had decided -- last week -- that the speech would not be shown in any of its K-6, K-8, or middle schools, nor to any High School students not currently taking either American History or American Government.

The school year has been underway since August 17 here in Phoenix’s Deer Valley Unified School District, and several notices have already been sent home with the kids: for school pictures, extra-curricular activities, the inevitable cookie dough fund-raiser, etc. But the DVUSD didn’t see fit to allow or direct its schools to send a note home to all parents informing us ahead of time that it planned to bar most students from hearing the Presidential stay-in-school-and-do-your-best message.

Instead, the district slipped a notice announcing the Presidential snub onto its web site sometime last Thursday.   The notice states that the district would provide advance notice – as in sending a note home, one presumes – but only to the few parents with children at risk for exposure to Obama, i.e., high-school kids taking American History or American Government this semester. This would give these parents a chance to "opt out" from the speech and have their children quarantined in a safe "alternate activity" for as long as it lasted.

Based on comments from a teacher last Wednesday -- before the district acted, as we now know -- my high-schooler hopped out of the mini-van Tuesday morning and headed off to homeroom fully expecting to be watching the President in another hour or so.  Upon returning home from the drop-off, I called my Fifth-Grader’s school office, just to make sure everything was a go on the elementary front. That’s when I found out the DVUSD Administration and Governing Board had decreed that neither of my children would be permitted to hear the President of the United States deliver the speech he prepared for them.  I could read about the decision on-line.

[I’ve cut-and-pasted the DVUSD web site notice below for your viewing displeasure. Read it and weep or shriek. I wanted to do both, and then some.  Sent the perps an email instead.  Also pasted below.]

I note in closing that the DVUSD high school my older child attends plays a recording of The Star Spangled Banner every morning. At the DVUSD K-8 school both my children have attended, the daily morning routine includes closed-circuit TV recitations of the Pledge of Allegiance and the Declaration of Independence, as well as the National Anthem. And yet on Tuesday morning, Sept. 8, 2009, the President of the United States of America was persona non grata in the latter, and mostly persona non grata in the former. The things they teach in school these days, huh?   I’m going to go be depressed now.   Ta-ta from the land of the lost.    --Norm

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https://www.dvusd.org/pages_news_achievements/obama_back_to_school_speech_090309.html

  
        


President Obama’s Back to School Message

 

President Barack Obama will address students nationwide on September 8 at 9 a.m.(Arizona time). Deer Valley
School District high school students enrolled in American Government or American History classes may view the
broadcast. Advance notice will be given to parents and an alternate activity provided for students whose parents
choose to opt out of this classroom activity. Students in K-6, K-8, and middle schools will not be viewing the
President’s remarks.

Thoughtful consideration of students, parents, and employees was given in reaching this decision:

  • Our primary and ultimate mission is classroom instruction.
  • Viewing the President’s remarks should be within the context of curriculum and instruction.
  • Traditionally, videos or CD’s and curriculum activities are viewed in advance and approved by the Governing Board.

Parents and children may view the President’s remarks and discuss the work sheet questions together as a family by
viewing the broadcast at
www.whitehouse.gov or www.ed.gov.  It is also scheduled to air on CSPAN.
 

Deer Valley Unified School District20402 N. 15th Avenue, Phoenix, AZ 85027623.445.5000

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Sept. 8, 2009

To the Deer Valley Unified School District Administration and Governing Board:

We are deeply disappointed that our children were denied the opportunity to watch and listen to President Obama’s live address to America’s schoolchildren this morning. We are bothered greatly by the Deer Valley Unified School District Administration and Governing Board’s decision to snub the President and deprive most DVUSD students of the chance to be a part of such a positive educational experience.

The lack of judgment reflected in the decision is appalling and alarming. Barack Obama is not merely the duly-elected leader of the United States of America, he is a shining example of how far a kid can go and what he or she can achieve armed with an education. Yet you decided that a message from this President to the nation’s K-12 students about working hard and staying in school to achieve success in life was not one that should be heard by any DVUSD K-8 student, nor by any DVUSD high school student not studying American History or Government this semester.

We are stunned you decided not to actively notify all parents of your decision beforehand, choosing instead to slip something onto your web site and only providing advance notice to the few parents whose children were eligible to see and hear the speech, for purpose of "opting out". Where was our opportunity to "opt in"?

You have shortchanged our children and placed the Deer Valley Unified School District squarely in the lunatic fringe camp. You can’t re-create the excitement of a live, nationwide Presidential speech, but you can mitigate your embarrassing and shameful mistake by arranging a district-wide re-broadcast for the intended K-12 audience. We sincerely hope you do so, and soon.

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September 8th, 2009
04:48 am

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RICK SANTORUM & FOX NEWS, THE VOICES OF REASON RE: FRIGHTENED AND IGNORANT PARENTS WHO NEED TO CHILL

In the run-up to President Barack Obama’s address later today to American school children, the most insightful explanation of the anti-speech hysteria/paranoia that I heard came from former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, of all people.   I’d never heard much from Santorum during his mercifully-brief time in office that impressed me; mostly, he infuriated me. But there he was on Fox News last Friday night, explaining everything. How delightfully unexpected.

And let me give some credit to Fox News Channel, too. Appropriately enough, I was tuned into FNC after returning home from Barry Goldwater High School here in Phoenix, where I’d watched the BGHS Pride Regiment Marching Band lead the football team to victory in the season opener (A,U,H,2,O – Go Bulldogs!)   There was some unknown-to-me Fox News anchor, another in the endless parade of attractive blondes that FNC trots out, interviewing a mother who was a member of the anti-Obama speech crowd. Far from egging her on, the Fox hostess was politely trying to reel in and otherwise re-root the poor frightened mom in reality, reality being defined as the idea of the President of the United States speaking to schoolchildren is not something that should freak anyone out.

So the fearful mom was excused, and Rick Santorum appeared. The FNC blonde asked him what the Obama speech hullabaloo was all about. Santorum very gently and accurately hit the nail on the head. He said Obama is a polished and very gifted speaker, and some parents are threatened by that.

Bingo, and how very sad.

I remember a time not too long ago, when I couldn’t stand that man in the Oval office. His name was George W. Bush and my feelings were rooted in the many ill-advised, illegal, and otherwise idiotic things he did as President. Bush scoffed at and ignored the 9/11 warning signs, then used 9/11 to blunder us into Iraq.  He squandered the budget surplus he inherited and tax-cut his way to huge deficits.  He whiffed on Katrina.  He held daily Bible study sessions in a White House that should have been schooling itself on the U.S. Constitution, not the Book of Revelation. I could go on.

I shared my extreme dislike of Bush 43 with my children on a regular basis, detailing the many reasons why. And the insult on top of the injury, I would add, is that the guy is an embarrassment to us all -- he can’t even string two coherent sentences together.  I’d have my kids watch and listen to Bush 43 whenever he showed up on TV, to prove my point. He never disappointed.

Contrast that with today’s Obama loathers. What do they have to be so upset about, yet -- what are the outrages? Obama inherited an economic meltdown in the financial and housing markets, and in trying to restore the capitalist kings to their thrones, he’s accused of being a Socialist. He inherited an illegal torture program or two, and in trying to return the U.S. to some kind of lawful place in the world of civilized nations, he’s accused of threatening National Security. He inherited a deteriorating health care universe featuring skyrocketing costs and ever-climbing numbers of uninsured and underinsured citizens, and his attempts to fix the mess are somehow part of an evil plot to have the government run everything in your life. I could go on.

So pity the poor parent who’s freaking out and venting to his or her kids about how scary and dangerous and foolish Obama is. When Obama comes on TV, they change the channel. A few, like that woman in Iowa, just might up and sell their TVs because they can’t stand to watch that man, and he’s always on the box. Either way, the last thing these Obama-hating parents want is for their kids to actually just listen to him, unimpeded. Because far from making their case, that would blow it out of the water. Their kids would see and hear a well-spoken, intelligent man and maybe come away thinking that it’s Daddy and/or Mommy, not the President, who have their heads up their ass.

How much easier it was for parents like me back in the day, but how much worse it was for the country; thank goodness the brains are now in the White House and the idiocy is on the outside. Some people need to stop freaking out long enough to grasp that, both to give the President a chance to help the country, and to preserve whatever credibility they have left with their children.

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04:23 am

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TURNING TO SPORTS


What a delightful three-day TV weekend of watching athletes smash balls, not each other, at the U.S. Open Tennis tournament in New York.  Forget the men, it was the women's side of things that rocked.  A game Venus Williams coming up just short against a surprising Kim Clijsters.  And of course match after match featuring the out-of-nowhere 17-year old American kid, Melanie Oudin, a one-girl Eastern Bloc wrecking crew.

She beat Serbian Jelena Jankovic, then Russian Elena Dementieva, the No. 4 seed, and then on Saturday, Oudin took out America's Russian sweetheart, Maria Sharapova, seeded only No. 29 as she comes back from injuries, in a great match.   Sharapova tried to rattle the Georgia teen at a critical point in the deciding third set with a strategically called injury time out, giving Oudin several minutes to think about the game that just got away in high-profile Arthur Ashe Stadium before a national TV audience, and wilt.  It didn't work.  Oudin came back to gut out the next game, and banged her way to victory.  Then Monday, Oudin beat  another Russian star, 13th-seeded Nadia Petrova.  Can she keep on winning and maybe make it an all-U.S. final with the one and only Serena Williams?   Can't wait to find out.   Yes or no, there's more great tennis on tap from Flushing Meadows, where the women in the sexy outfits are the stars hitting the great shots on the court, not sideline props cheering on the juiced-up goons dishing out the cheap shots on the football field.  You go, girls.

     
 

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September 6th, 2009
11:19 pm

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THEY WERE OFF THIS WEEKEND, BUT THEY'LL BE BACK

As strange as but less amusing than TV's "Addams Family", lurching from one microphone to the next, defending still-festering sins and spreading doom-and-gloom six ways to Wednesday.  Starring Dick and Liz Cheney, with the help of such character actors as Rush Limbaugh (Pugsley), Ann Coulter (Thing), and John Bolton's mustache (Cousin Itt).  And for AFV movie fans, Sean Hannity as Pubert.



They’re sneaky and they’re ghoulish, imperious and mulish

They think Obama’s foolish, the Cheney Family

The torture was the key-a, it kept us safe and free-a

Self-serving diarrhea from the Cheney Family

[Beat.   Repeat.   Secrete.]

The Left they find appallin’, and Doomsday is a-callin’,

Expect more caterwaulin’ from the Cheney Family

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September 3rd, 2009
02:37 am

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PRESCRIPTION DRUG COST FOLLOW-UP: WELL, WELL, WELL...

Pfizer to pay record $2.3B penalty for drug promos

WASHINGTON – Federal prosecutors hit Pfizer Inc. with a record-breaking $2.3 billion in fines Wednesday and called the world's largest drugmaker a repeating corporate cheat for illegal drug promotions that plied doctors with free golf, massages, and resort junkets....

The government said Pfizer also paid kickbacks to market a host of big-name drugs: Aricept, Celebrex, Lipitor, Norvasc, Relpax, Viagra, Zithromax, Zoloft, and Zyrtec.....

Under terms of the settlement, Pfizer must pay $1 billion to compensate Medicaid, Medicare, and other federal health care programs.....

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September 2nd, 2009
03:34 pm

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A SIMPLE WAY TO LOWER PRESCRIPTION DRUG PRICES AS WELL AS THE DISGUST LEVEL
Ban all TV, Radio, and Print media prescription drug advertising.  Instead, restrict it to health care professionals and their publications and make it all research trial- and patient-based.  While we're at it, hike the penalties for bribing doctors with junkets, grants, speaking fees, and cash.
 
Really, why should drug manufacturers be allowed to use Madison Avenue to try to sway you and me?   We’re not talking about cars or beer.  We should get our information and recommendations from medical doctors based on their professional opinions, not from paid actors based on our TV viewing habits.   
And these expensive marketing campaigns don't just raise the cost-per-pill, they sometimes lead people to badger doctors literally to death, insisting on that new wonder drug they saw on the TV (Vioxx, anyone?). 

Finally, I think we can agree that we can do without all those annoying and often excruciating TV spots featuring old guys running off to pee, four-hour erection warnings, and glowing endorsements for drugs that "rarely" lead to side effects such as Death.

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12:16 pm

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JUST KEEP TRYING TO ENTERTAIN US, NO MATTER THE COST OR STENCH; I’LL KEEP TRYING TO KICK THE HABIT


With each passing year, I hate myself more for watching NFL football on TV. I'm conflicted; a game I’ve loved from childhood has morphed into a sad fall-winter TV lifestyle involving heavy vegetation in front of the boob tube for hours and hours and hours on weekends, not to mention a weekday or two. Thankfully, events are conspiring to make it easier to move away from the long, nasty, and brutish National Football League season as seen on TV. I made get off the stuff yet.

I want to kick the habit because NFL football circa 2009 is just so hideous, tiresome, and silly. Too many gruesome injuries resulting from an increasingly vicious and violent game.  Too much corporate-mindset boneheadedness from the Commissioner (the Tuck rule; the tuck-in-your-shirt, pull-up-your-socks, don’t-wear-this-that-way, don’t-wear-that-this-way rules; mind-numbing, time-wasting video replay reviews; PR dog-and-pony shows to cover for the criminals in cleats; etc etc.)  Too much overblown game-day and game-time commentary and far too much ESPN NFL-uber-alles coverage, especially at the expense of the Baseball playoffs and World Series in October and early November.

Now I can always keep a newspaper or book close at hand and turn off the volume to deal with the last two "Too's", but there’s no easy solution to the first one other than to just stop watching. And as I noted early on, that’s getting, mercifully, easier. Because for example, Monday Night Football on ESPN is completely unwatchable. The games themselves usually suck, and the ESPN announcers suck even harder. If there’s any reason the game actually matters to me, I simply turn on the radio and listen while I do something more constructive. So I’ve got my Monday Nights back. For another thing, the Thursday night games that EPSN (and TNT) formerly aired have been shifted to the NFL Network. Note to NFL: there is no way in Hell you will ever – EVER – get cash money out of me for your pay cable station; run all the stupid f@#&ing Denis Leary commercials you want.

But the biggest problem with the NFL game, and the thing making it easier to tune it out, is the human carnage resulting from giant, speeding, helmeted bodies smashing into each other in an attempt to maim, not merely tackle. The marquee quarterback put out of commission by the sacking defender who twists the QB’s body such that one of the QB’s shoulders bears the brunt of the 270 pounds driving his body into the ground, and separates. The star running back cut down at the knees and out for the year with shredded cartilage and ligaments. The big play receiver blind-sided or mugged in mid-air, left concussed or worse.  The anonymous special teams player desperately auditioning for a bigger role, sacrificing his body in the NFL's most vicious set pieces of all. The broken bones, the blood, the lacerated spleens, the not-moving, body-boarded players hauled off on golf carts….isn't there enough ugliness in the world?

Bottom line, I can’t stand to watch much more of this, and I don’t even know half the players these days because they’re constantly breaking and getting replaced like the disposable pieces of a machine that they are.  Maybe if I had no real life, or a desperate need for cash, I would join a fantasy football league which would require that I learn the names and the details of all of the machine parts. No, scratch that. I’d shoot myself in the head before I would sink to the level of NFL fantasy football team owner. Or any fantasy league. Hell, I stopped playing Guitar Hero after a couple of weeks.  It’s all crap and a waste of time.  "Reality" TV, too, while we’re at it.  And if I'm hurting anyone's feelings right now, tough.  Wake up and smell the coffee, and thank me later for the tough love.  Like I'm thanking my buddy Brian right here for the first time, for the scorn and derision he heaped upon GH when I raved about it a while back.  It made me wake up and smell my egregious mis-step.  Thanks, Brian, I needed that. 

I’m just getting sick of the NFL, and a little sick about the fact I still watch it at all. I drew a line several years ago and stopped watching the goonish National Hockey League. Since age 10, I haven’t wasted a single minute of my time on pro/fake wrestling, nor paid attention, since the Age of Tyson, to boxing.  I’ll never waste any time on the barbaric Ultimate Fighting/Mixed Martial Arts stuff.  I don’t even allow the idiotic "comic" cruelty of America’s Funny Videos to pollute our home TV screen.  And one of these days, the NFL is going on the No List, too. My sense is that I’ll be better for it, and I'll have a lot more time on cleaner hands.
 




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September 1st, 2009
11:48 pm

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SEVEN TENS ON, A WORLD ALMOST GONE, A WAR THAT BREATHED LIFE, TO THE FUTURE, FROM STRIFE

It’s all Ted Kennedy’s fault.   I don’t mean that the way a bitter birther Bircher boo-bird would. I’m referring to the existence of this nag entry supposedly about the 70th anniversary of the start of World War II.  Ted Kennedy started it. 

I'll get to the nominal subject shortly, but first let me explain the Kennedy thing.   I don’t mean the way Chris Matthews would, going on about JFK, the mystique, and the Hardball host's Peace Corps stint.  Here’s what I mean:

Ted Kennedy wrote lots of notes.  And he made lots of telephone calls. That became evident in the aftermath of his passing, via the parade of friends and colleagues sharing stories of his funny handwritten follow-ups and his timely, dialed pick-me-ups.  I watched and listened and I thought, wow, a note here, a call there, and pretty soon you’re talking about really touching people and holding up your end of the humanity thing.

I make my share of phone calls -- well, kind of -- but I’ve been a real piker in the note/letter department.  So when I went to stick a promised book in the mail today for my dad, I knew I had to write one.  Because Ted Kennedy raised the freaking bar on me.  I couldn’t skate like I often have – shove the book or the CD or the pictures or whatever into a padded envelope, seal it, mail it, then make a phone call:  Hi, I sent out the [item] today; I was scrambling to get it to the Post Office [during my lunch hour/before 5 PM]; I just made it; didn't have time to write anything to go along with it.  So, how are you and the Sox doing?

Can you hear Harry Chapin’s voice booming in my suddenly-guilty ears?  The cat’s in the cradle with the silver spoon….

So I wrote a little note to go with the book.  I brain-locked on the date, and grabbed the paper to check.  I thought, September 1…why does that sound familiar? Oh…yeah, Wow, September 1, 1939.  The day World War II began with the Nazi blitzkrieg on Poland.  Sixteen months and six days before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor that we Americans tend to consider the beginning of the war.  Maybe because something doesn’t really happen until it happens to you or maybe because following WW II, because of WW II, the world mostly revolved around us and American reality became kind of everyone's reality.   At least we Yanks saw it that way.  Didn't everyone?

Seventy years since World War II began.  Sixty-five years since D-Day, when it started to head for home, when the Allies could see the light at the end of the tunnel after they crossed the Channel now under-crossed by a Chunnel.  Where did all the time go?  My God, when I was a kid, there were still plenty of thirtysomething WW II vets cruising around.  Good luck finding one under the age of eighty today; unless he matured early, lied big-time about his age, and soldiered up right at the end, he just doesn't exist.

So here I add a much-needed "ps" to my note, which featured the conceit of a Kennedyesque limerick about the accompanying book but only a passing reference to the significance of the date:  Thank you for your service, Dad, I’m grateful, and grateful for the service and sacrifice so many from your generation made to win the thing that started seventy years ago today.

And to the rest of you eightysomething WW II veterans out there, Thank You, and best wishes. Hell of a job you all did, way back when, you who are still with us, and those who are not.  You lifted the darkness and paved the way for much, much brighter days.  Not sure where it’s all headed from here… but you gave us a good, long run.   Muchas Gracias.

And a "ps" for Ted Kennedy:  Thanks for raising the bar, Ted.  I didn’t get today’s note exactly right, but it’s a start.  From now on, I'll stick to the pennin' o' the thing, and skip the pattin' o' me own back follow-up thing.   But I wanted to give your thoughtfulness its due, to maybe spark something in someone else like it has for me, and this seemed like a good way to do that.  And my limerick was pretty good.  :)      --Norm

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August 31st, 2009
04:37 pm

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POST-MORTEM POP QUIZ FOR RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE

       

1.  Like recently-deceased Liberal Icon and Right-Wing punching bag Ted Kennedy, one or more of the public figures below have struggled with a weight issue and another problem over the years.   Evaluate each choice as the fat or skinny ass-end of this sentence: "Ted Kennedy and alcohol go together like…".   Circle all that are true.

  1. Bombastic Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh and Oxycontin.
     
  2. Caustic Conservative author Ann Coulter and Obnoxycontent.
     
  3. Moralistic Conservative radio host Bill Bennett and gambling.
     
  4. Evangelical Conservative Fox News Channel host Mike Huckabee and his ego.
     
  5. Fox Broadcasting Company cartoon character Homer J. Simpson and donuts.
     
  6. Former Republican House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert and French Fries.

 

2.  Following a gathering where alcohol was served, an elected official caused an accident which resulted or could have resulted in the death of another.   He then made himself unavailable for several hours, presumably to sober up prior to submitting to questioning by law enforcement authorities.  This elected official was:

  1. Ted Kennedy, Senator from Massachusetts, after driving off a bridge on Chappaquiddick Island in 1969.
     
  2. Dick Cheney, Vice-President of the United States, after shooting someone in Texas in 2006.
     
  3. Both A and B.

 

3.  You know exactly what happened on Chappaquiddick Island on July 19, 1969 because:

  1. You were there.
     
  2. You just know.
     
  3. Rush Limbaugh was there.
     
  4. Rush Limbaugh knows everything.

 

4.  Ted Kennedy "got away with" Chappaquiddick and served another 40 years in the U.S. Senate because:

  1. As Washington Times columnist Andrew Breitbart writes this week, "the media didn’t call him on it. The fix was in."
     
  2. As Drudge Report editor Andrew Breitbart Tweeted last week, that "special pile of human excrement" was not a "GOP".
     
  3. After he pleaded guilty to the legal charges brought against him and received a suspended sentence, Massachusetts voters re-elected him in 1970, and then again in 1976, 1982, 1988, 1994, 2000, and 2006.

 

5.  You're convinced you are a better human being than Ted Kennedy was and you're certain Almighty God will agree come Judgment Day, because:

  1. Nobody ever wound up dead any of the times you drove drunk.
     
  2. You’ve spent more time trying to help the poor, the sick, and the elderly and comfort the grieving than Ted Kennedy ever did.   Not to mention money.
     
  3. Ted Kennedy was a Liberal and God knows, Liberals are the worst.

     

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August 30th, 2009
12:45 pm

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TED KENNEDY 1932 - 2009 Fare Thee Well and Rest In Peace



   
 

THE LAST MAN STANDING

A wealth of despair, a bank full of might,
In rarefied air, in darkness to light,
His target to wear, his laugh trumping fright,
Burdens too bare, hidden in sight.

Wild Irish rose! Joyous and game,
With verses and prose, with stories to frame,
A lander of blows, the passionate flame,
A sailor he goes, the man he became.

Left with a dream, left with a thought,
For those on the seam, for those who have not,
Hard work to redeem, hard work eager-sought,
Grace and esteem, earned and not bought.


-- Stormin


For EMK in memory of my mother DRG









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11:26 am

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HE MAY BE OUT OF OFFICE, BUT DICK CHENEY NEVER QUITS

   


Dick Cheney/Chris Wallace excerpts from
RAW DATA: Transcript of Cheney on 'FOX News Sunday' Aug. 30, 2009

CHENEY: I guess the other thing that offends the hell out of me, frankly, Chris, is we had a track record now of eight years of defending the nation against any further mass casualty attacks from Al Qaeda.
ME: What offends the hell out of some of us is how the Bush-Cheney Administration never stops crowing about how successful it was once it had a spectacular failure under its belt.  Especially since it was warned about the Al-Qaeda threat well before 9/11, but failed to take it seriously due to arrogance and myopia. Read Richard Clarke’s book Against All Enemies, or check out
Clarke's "60 Minutes" comments from 2004.  One more thought: too bad Dick Cheney can't claim a record of "eight years of defending the nation against any further mass casualty attacks from Al Qaeda."
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CHENEY: The thing I keep coming back to time and time again, Chris, is the fact that we've gone for eight years without another attack. Now, how do you explain that?
ME: Has it occurred to Dick Cheney that it took Al Qaeda eight years to pull together another U.S. attack after the mostly-failed 1993 World Trade Center truck-bombing?    So maybe after you do succeed on 9/11 in pulling off the "THRILLER" of terrorist attacks, you're in no rush to go back into the studio, huh?  One more thought: at least Dick Cheney is up-front about his "time and time again" bogus self-congratulatory dead horse-beating.
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CHENEY: I'm very proud of what we did in terms of defending the nation for the last eight years successfully. And, you know, it won't take a prosecutor to find out what I think. I've already expressed those views rather forthrightly.  
ME: No mealy-mouthing from Dick Cheney!   Nothing but a McCainien Straight Talk Express.  Let's continue:

CHRIS WALLACE: Well, on another issue, the CIA has stopped a program to kill or capture top al Qaeda leaders, top al Qaeda terrorists. And CIA Director Panetta told lawmakers that you told the CIA not to inform Congress.  Is that true?

CHENEY: As I recall -- and frankly, this is many years ago -- but my recollection of it is, in the reporting I've seen, is that the direction was for them not to tell Congress until certain lines were passed, until the program became operational, and that it was handled appropriately. And other directors of the CIA, including people like Mike Hayden, who was Leon Panetta's immediate predecessor, has talked about it and said that it's all you know a very shaky proposition. That it was well handled, that he was not directed not to deal with the Congress on this issue, that it's just not true.
ME:  Oops, I spoke too soon.  Woo-Woo...here comes the Mealy-Mouth Express!  Final thought:  Dick Cheney helped give us "THRILLER"...he's "BAD"...he's one "SMOOTH CRIMINAL"...he's Insano-Cheno.



   

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August 28th, 2009
11:14 am

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DEAR GLENN BECK: YOU’RE NOT ON TO ANYTHING. RELAX, DUDE, AND TELL YOUR AUDIENCE TO RELAX. PLEASE.
 

  

Surfing the cable news and sports channel offerings late Thursday night, I found myself on Fox News as the Glenn Beck Show replay started. I’m no Beck fan – but I was in a generous viewing mood and decided to give him a few minutes. I wound up giving him about twenty-five, until his first commercial break. I sat fascinated as a seemingly earnest, plaintive, and downright fearful Beck went on about Obama’s "thugocracy", and his plans to create a civilian force, a fascist goon squad to be unleashed on Americans deemed to be the enemy. Beck wondered and worried who these enemies might be – militia members? Tea bag partiers? Sarah Palin? Beck himself? He can’t get any answers! He wants to know, Mr. President!

Beck’s alarm sprang from a YouTube clip he played, which consisted of Obama saying this:

"We cannot continue to rely only on our military in order to achieve the national security objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."

I had to admit, this "civilian national security force" sound bite was a little jarring all by its lonesome, or rather, in the context of Beck’s perturbed spiel, but I couldn’t bring myself to believe he was really on to something. I mean, come on, we’re talking about Glenn Beck. So I set out to investigate. To see if I could find some larger context for the Obama clip that would validate my personal worldview – that Obama isn’t up to anything nefarious, and that people like Glenn Beck are stoned or stupid or trying to fool you in saying that he is. I found it, and I have to ask, is Glenn Beck on dope, or a dupe, or a duper?

After I ran down the truth, and before writing this up, I made a quick trip to Glenn’s web site to make sure I wasn't misrepresenting him. I wasn’t; here’s the alarming/amusing teaser for his Thursday August 27, 2009 show:
 

TV Tonight: Civilian National Security
force? More tough questions on the series
that is making the White House squirm. Why
do we need a civilian national force as strong
as the military? And who will be in it? That and
more tonight on Glenn Beck at 5pm only on
the Fox News Channel!

So where did this sinister, near-panic-inducing "civilian national security force" talk from President Obama come from? What’s it all about?

Would you believe from a speech given by candidate Obama, more than a year ago? Would you believe this frightening civilian national force is Americorps, the Peace Corps, U.S. students doing community service, and the Foreign Service? Believe it. Not a Brown Shirt or a Black Panther in sight.  Turns out Beck’s alarm-ringing Thursday night stems from then-Senator Obama’s July 2, 2008 speech at the University of Colorado at Colorado Springs, "Obama outlines plan for national service", as described by an AARPBulletintoday article I found. Much has happened in the world since July 2007; I’d forgotten about it. Guess that means a visit from a thugocrat and a re-education camp stint for me, huh?

Anyway, in the speech, Obama said America’s National Security challenges in the new century require not only an expanded military, but also the expansion of non-military service opportunities. He detailed his plan: increasing AmeriCorps slots from 75,000 to 250,000; expanding the Foreign Service; doubling the size of the Peace Corps. Then came the two sentences that have Glenn Beck all wound up. As the Colorado Springs audience applauded those lines, Obama continued with more particulars of this "civilian national security force": an expanded USA Freedom Corps; a new Social Investment Fund network; and community service for middle school, high school, and college students, tied to an education tax credit. OMFG. Sound the alarm. To the Bat Cave, Robin!

Why is Glenn Beck freaking out about this, and why now? Does the self-described asker of "reasonable questions for unreasonable times" really not get it, and require further explanation? Or is he just out to scare his viewers?

Or did he get suckered, more than a year after WorldNetDaily got suckered on this, and much like the Birthers got suckered, by Team Obama? Was it that little something in the details of this story, that little bit of oxygen that breathes life into a hoo-haw, that little bit of rope the aggrieved can hold onto and ultimately hang themselves with? Is team Obama that crafty? You make the call. Let’s start with the Birthers.
 

  

In the birther controversy, the little thing is the so-called "real" birth certificate. All signs point to Barack Obama being a natural born American citizen, delivered by his American mother in a Honolulu, Hawaii, USA, hospital on August 4, 1961. Most of us are fine with that, and all of us know that Barack Obama won the 2008 election fair and square – he’s the President; end of discussion. But beyond the "certificate of live birth" document that’s been produced, there’s some longer-form birth document that we haven’t seen, right? And apparently Obama could, but won’t, consent to its release. So we have only the word of the Hawaiian Health Department Director and the state Registrar, who say they’ve checked out the original document and it’s all good. And that makes some people – the birthers -- (feel and look) crazy. Why won’t he release it? Why can’t we see it? Obama must be hiding something! We want our country back!

Now back to the "Civilian National Security force". First I found "Text of Obama’s Speech" on The Rocky Mountain News web site...but it’s missing the two Glenn Beck-YouTube sentences. A-ha! Smoking Gun Alert! Then I found the full flower of Beck’s paranoia at WorldNetDaily: "Obama's 'Big Brother' vanishes from speech/'Civilian security force' missing from 'call to service' transcript", which notes that the Denver Post and Wall Street Journal speech transcripts are also short the same two sentences that are missing from the RMN web piece. And We're Off!

The funny thing is that the WND web article, while focusing on the "missing" two sentences, embeds the YouTube video of the entire speech (start 11 minutes in, or at 13:51 if you’re really pressed for time) which furnishes the context that blows their harrumph-ing right out of the water. But the fact that those two sentences (at 16:44) were omitted from the prepared remarks, ah…that’s the rub. Why didn’t they include it in the text? Why did we hear it? Obama must be hiding something! We want our country back! We want our country back!

Fast forward more than 13 months, to last night, and there’s Glenn Beck, all but getting fitted for adult diapers on Fox News. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he was sincerely about to mess himself. Maybe he missed the full video in the July 2007 WND article and saw only the 20-second "smoking gun" that someone clipped and posted to YouTube a day later. Or maybe his brain just can’t process it all, because he’s hung up on the fact those two sentences weren’t in the released "prepared text", and therefore Obama must have been trying to pull a fast one by only speaking those frightening sentences in that televised and much-trumpeted address. What, like all we’d have as a record of the speech would be the "prepared text"?  Who watches TV? Who knows about that YouTube thingie? Come on! Wake up, America!

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The funnier thing is that some Obama advisor probably initially nixed the two sentences precisely because he/she was concerned that some wing nut might go bonkers when they heard the candidate say that bombs aren’t the be-all and end-all, and not even the most-of-all, when it comes to national security. The two sentences then did make their way into the speech probably because Obama wanted them there because they were the crux of the speech: FDR’s New Deal/Public Works plus JFK’s New Frontier/ask-what-you-can-do-for-your country minus George W. Bush's go-shopping-while-we-bomb-everyone adds up to Obama’s vision of what U.S. national security needs to be in our 21st century, post-9/11 world and informs his beliefs about what needs to happen, and not happen, to achieve it.

And so the upshot is Glenn Beck looks loony, like the Birthers did earlier this year. Which is fine and dandy for those of us who can see a forest without getting hung up on a "suspicious" tree…we have a good laugh at Glenn Beck's expense.  But the not so funny thing is, the Glenn Becks of the world have an audience. And the members of that audience hug suspicious trees tighter than anything else with the possible exception of, as someone once put it, their guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them. So Glenn, chill out and get a new grip --- this time on reality – and share it with your audience.

 

  


--Stormin

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